Some poor guy minding his own business at Home Depot, moving bags of mulch and alphabetizing the annuals when suddenly BAM – a copperhead drops on his head and nails him. Copperheads (Agkistrodon contortrix for you latin speaking Rangers) has an unnecessarily benign reputation as the weakling of the venomous pit vipers. Sure – you are less likely to die after being bitten and envenomated by a copperhead than if you were lit up by a green mamba (Dendroaspis angusticeps), but the copperhead venom is a nasty bit of work and will guarantee a very busy afternoon for any victim. Copperhead or no – I’m pretty sure I’d be pretty annoyed if I was shopping for a new hose nozzle and a big old snake just decided that my bald spot looked like a nice big egg and launched himself onto my cranium.
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No – not that kind of snake.
This kind of snake.