19 year old Sarah Furay was busted a couple of weeks ago for selling cocaine, ecstasy, methamphetamine and LSD from her apartment in College Station, Texas (Go Aggies!) and her smiling mugshot was posted all over the internet, earning her the ridiculous title “The Adorable Drug Kingpin” and other equally inane nicknames. The police probable cause statement said she was in possession of , “31.5 grams of packaged cocaine, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 ‘ecstasy’ tablets, methamphetamine and a 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.” Police also discovered two digital scales and a handwritten list of drugs and prices and text messages about drug deals on her phone. Well, the Adorable Drug Kingpin’s mother is an elementary school principal and it turns out that her father is a supervisory special agent for the DEA! You can’t make this stuff up. Of course, everyone is making accusations that the ADK’s bail was too low ($39K) and she was let go as soon as she paid it, so her Dad must have pulled some strings, but that is all speculation and innuendo.
Yeah – she is pretty adorable!
