You’d Think This Guy Would Learn to Look Before Sitting Down

For crying out loud! C’mon! How many times does this guy have to be bitten on the penis by a poisonous spider before he learns his lesson? He was bitten on the penis by a redback spider – a close cousin to the black widow – recovers from that, then goes back into the outhouse without his titanium outhouse penis suit and gets bitten on the penis AGAIN. Probably by the same damn spider! Lucky for him, the venom isn’t lethal (except in EXTREMELY rare circumstances) but it hurts like crazy. CRAZY!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/28/unluckiest-man-in-australia-bitten-on-the-penis-by-a-spider-for/

So I have no sympathy for this bloke. He needs to be more careful. Bite me on the penis once, shame on you. Bite me on the penis twice, shame on me! Lucky for him, his penis didn’t develop superpowers.